It's that time of year again . . . time for decorations, yuletide, chestnuts roasting by the open fire. Oh yeah, and gift buying, and parties, and stockings, and snow, and lights. Why not make your life easier and get a fake tree? At least it will be one thing you can check off your to-do list. Plus, there are a lot of benefits:
Yes, I know this is this miser in me coming out, but it really does pay for itself. It is a one (or maybe two) time purchase. Rather than spending $40-$50 each year on a fresh tree, you can spend $100 one time. You know what that means: MORE GIFTS!
If you are at all like me, this may be the top reason to get a fake tree. I cannot remember to water anything! Every plant I've ever had has died. I would hate to kill the joy of Christmas with my inability to be responsible.
Don't you hate all of those pine needles everywhere? I swear, my vacuum gets way overworked in December. Save your vacuum--get a fake tree! (Though I admit there is something to be said about the smell . . .)
With a fake tree, you don't have to worry about choosing the right one from the tree farm (or tree lot). Instead, you can rest assured that your tree will always be perfect because you can shape those little wire branches into the fullest tree on the block.
At the end of the holdiay season, a fake tree is so much easier to deal with. Take it down, put in a box, store until next year. A real tree has to be disposed of outside somewhere, and if it's dead (like mine always is), it is a huge mess! Plus, you have to pay someone to pick it up!
There you have it! Now everyone run out and buy your fake tree. It will last a lifetime!
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