Introduction:Granted, it should be easy to tell. However, some people never know for sure it is time for a shower. Despite their uncertainty, there are several tell-tale signs it is time to lather up.
Any time you can smell your own body odor, it is time to take a shower. Perfumes, powders and other products can't do much to get rid of your stench. Good ol' soap and water is the best.
When you notice a film or fungus on any area of your body, a shower is needed. Medication may also be necessary, but you will need to speak with a medical professional to know for sure.
When people who stand close to you begin to have watering eyes, it is time to jump in the shower. Nasal passages and eyes are linked together and it certainly a sign that you're in need of a hot shower.
Flies swarming around you is another sign you need a shower. Flies are attracted to smelly, stinky everything. If you're attracting flies, the time has come to shower.
When you are told to shower or that you smell or anything remotely similar to that, get in the shower pronto. They aren't trying to be rude. They are doing you a favor.
Better safe than sorry. When in doubt, jump in the shower and scrub-a-dub-dub. It won't kill you even if it is a bit early.
Hysterical, I love it. High 5!
Sad but true that some people need this advice.
Good list, you little stinker! (just kidding, I do not have smell-a-internet)
If people around you are using nasal inhalers, opening windows, spraying Febreeze, and looking away when you talk to them, you SERIOUSLY need to rethink your personal hygiene.
How about 5 ways to nicely tell someone they need to rethink their hygiene?
I love your humor Emma!
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