Introduction:I'm an addicted punster and the author of the book "Pun Enchanted Evenings," available at Amazon.Com.
What would you think about a dark pink potion that turns people into alley cats?
I don't know, but it sure would give me paws!
Why won't delicate little Siamese cats wear their hand knitted mittens, even on the coldest, snowiest, blowiest winter night?
They're afraid they'll get claws-trophobia!
What is the exact technical term to describe the individual members of a world-renowned quartet of cats that sing Bach cantatas and motets?
What would you call a Middle Eastern cloth cat with a furry coat that you keep on your car's front seat?
A Persian car pet!
What did the claustrophobic flea say when he lost his way in the beautiful long, silky brown fur of the Norwegian Forest Cat?
"Let me out of hair!"
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