Humor Involving the Military

Humor - Jokes

By: goodselfme 18-Jun-2012

Introduction:

These are not the author's own creation of humor, however the original owner of these is not known so the author of this list is not able to give credit to that person. Read, smile and have a laugh with these jokes.Enjoy!

Laughing After the Fact

This is a communication between military persons that will give you a good laugh.This probably took place at a relaxed atmosphere between these enlisted men.
The officer says to the soldier:" Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure buddy."
With a bit of an uppity attitude the officer then states:"That is no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again"! "Soldier do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, Sir!"
Wow, who got put in their place that time? There are times when the rank should not be pulled. One of those times is this instance.

Fun Military Responses

These are a series of questions and answers for a huge amount of fun from military standpoint.
1. Question: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
Answer: He will tell you.
2. Question: What is the difference between God and a fighter pilot?
Answer: God does not think he is a fighter pilot.
3. Question: What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
Answer: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down. Go into a military club sometime and hear some of these conversations between enlisted men and enlisted women too.

Joke Backfired

A pompous new colonel had just moved into his office. While sitting at his desk there was a knock at the door. Conscious of his new position, the colonel quickly picked up the phone, told the airman to enter, then stated into the phone: "yes, General, I will be seeing him this afternoon and I will pass along your message. In the mean while, thank you for your good wishes, Sir." The colonel thought he successfully impressed the young enlisted airman, he asked, "What do you want?" The airman replied:"Nothing important sir,I am just here to hook up your telephone for you."

Military Humor In the Air

There are some air bases that the Air Force is on one side of the field and the civilian aircraft is on the other side of the air strip. The control tower at these is in the middle of the two air strips. It is at this air strip that the tower received a call from an aircraft that radioed asking :"What time is it?"
The tower responded: "Who is asking?"
The pilot in the aircraft asked: "What difference does it make?"
The tower explained: "It makes a lot of difference. If you are an Army aircraft, it is 1500 hours, If you are a commercial flight it is 3 c'clock. If you are an Air Force plane the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the three. If you are a Navy aircraft it is 6 bells. If you are a Marine Corps plane, it is Thursday afternoon and 120 minutes from Happy Hour."

Stuck With a Smile Joke

While training exercises were being performed, a lieutenant was driving down a very muddy road off the beaten path. Shortly into the exercise he encountered a car stuck in the mud. The driver of that vehicle had a little embarrassed Colonel at the wheel. The lieutenant remarked:" You got a stuck jeep, sir?" He pulled along side the vehicle and the Colonel, came over and handed him the keys, saying: "Nope, yours is!" Do you wonder who was smiling more? Tell this joke to a military man and you will certainly find out very quickly that these events occur more than once.

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hummingbirdee 6/18/2012
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Nice Military jokes.
clewand550 6/18/2012
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Great job on this list of 5. I enjoyed reading it.