These may be causes of road rage, but they're not reasons to actually rage anyone on the road. Life's too short.
You're driving along, maybe going the speed limit, maybe a tad under or over, but doing nothing wrong, when some jerk cuts you off! Well, deal with it. It happens. Let the idiot have his own road rage party with someone else.
Grandma decided to go for a drive and she's in front of you. Great. You wonder if she can even see. She can barely see over the steering wheel. Again, she has the right to drive too. And we'll all be geezers one day... so cut Ma Kettle some slack.
Well, how mature. Evidently he didn't like the looks of you or you did something to cause him road rage and he waved at you (with one finger). Rise above it all and keep your own hands on the wheel.
Yikes! That can be scary, but just slow down and chill. Let the massive speed demon get out of your way to terrorize someone else. Those big rigs are nothing to mess with.
The worst possible reason for road rage is tailgating. You know it when you see it. Some ding dong gets right on your bumper and will not get off. You know you're hot, but come on. They need to introduce themselves first. Don't resort to road rage. Let them pass.
Never act on road rage as much as you'd like to. Rise above it. Stay calm. It's their problem that they can't drive. Not yours.
I really try not to lose my cool while driving. It's too dangerous out there already.
I'm thinking that I'm not going to take on a Semi.
Road rage is pretty scary. Adrenalin starts pumping, whether you are giving it or receiving it.
I don't mess with the semis!
Love the great humor in your list! We all need to lighten up when we're tempted to rage.
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