The Top Five Snacks to Leave For Santa on Christmas Eve

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By: PajamaMommy     05-Dec-2010

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Millions of people around the world leave him cookies. Don't you think he might like something different?

Soup

Baby, it's cold outside! Why would Santa want milk and cookies when he could have some hot, warming soup? Make it Christmas Soup (see links for recipe) and pack it in a thermos so he can take it to on the road...err...in the sky. Don't forget the crackers! I hear he likes the kind with the elves on the box.

Leftovers

So you had a huge Christmas Eve feast and all you left for St. Nick is a couple of cookies and a glass of old milk? The man is bringing you presents, for goodness sake, the least you can do is offer him some of your home cooked meal. Just set it out for him on the counter. Don't worry, he's seen you when you're sleeping, awake AND using the microwave. He'll figure out how to heat his plate.

Pizza

With all of that traveling, chimney dropping and sack carrying, at some point in the night, Santa needs some real sustenance. And who doesn't like pizza? I'm sure Santa would love pizza...if only he had the chance to taste it. Sadly, no matter how much he does for them, he can't find one single delivery person willing to drive a pie up to the North Pole.

Local Fare

Every year Santa visits Philly and never has time to stop for a cheese steak. The same goes for Boston Baked beans, Louisiana gumbo and whatever food for which your home town is famous. Give him a sampling of your local cuisine. And don't think he has the rest of the year to come and try it himself; Christmas Eve is the only day of the year Mrs. Claus allows him to stray from his diet.

Coffee

Santa can't possibly complete his rounds fueled on sugar alone. He could use some caffeine to help him along the way. As a matter of fact, make it an espresso. Or spike it with a little Irish crème or peppermint schnapps. It's cold out there and Santa can use some warming "jolly" for his journey. Come on! Everyone knows that red nose isn't caused by the cold air! Worried about impairment? It's okay, it's no secret that the reindeer do the actual driving of the sleigh. And if he mixes up a couple of gifts, so what? He's already delivered the right ones to your place.





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