I Hate Fetlife

Entertainment and Media - Internet/Websites

By: TumbleThorn 07-Aug-2012

Introduction:

On the first day of christmas my Fetlife sent to ME A moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the second day of christmas my Fetlife sent to ME 2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the third day of christmas my Fetlife sent to ME 3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the fourth day of christmas my Fetlife sent to ME 4 (hundred) dead groups3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the fifth day of christmas my Fetlife sent to ME 5 TOS enforced r-a-n-d-o-m-l-y4 (hundred) dead groups3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the sixth day of christmas my Fetlife sent to ME 6 flamers flaming5 TOS enforced r-a-n-d-o-m-l-y4 (hundred) dead groups3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the seventh day of christmas my Fetlife sent to me 7 stalkers a stalking6 flamers flaming5 TOS enforced r-a-n-d-o-m-l-y4 (hundred) dead groups3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the eigth day of christmas my Fetlife sent to me 8 (thousand) penis avatars a posted7 stalkers a stalking6 flamers flaming5 TOS enforced r-a-n-d-o-m-l-y4 (hundred) dead groups3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the ninth day of christmas my Fetlife sent to me 9 profiles deleted without warning8 (thousand) penis avatars a posted7 stalkers a stalking6 flamers flaming5 TOS enforced r-a-n-d-o-m-l-y4 (hundred) dead groups3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the tenth day of christmas my Fetlife sent to me 10 "my Dom terrorized me threads"9 profiles deleted without warning8 (thousand) penis avatars a posted7 stalkers a stalking6 flamers flaming5 TOS enforced r-a-n-d-o-m-l-y4 (hundred) dead groups3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the eleventh day of christmas my Fetlife sent to me 11 safety police policing10 "my Dom terrorized me threads"9 profiles deleted without warning8 (thousand) penis avatars a posted7 stalkers a stalking6 flamers flaming5 TOS enforced r-a-n-d-o-m-l-y4 (hundred) dead groups3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

On the twelfth day of christmas my Fetlife sent to me 12 suggestions for profile privacy11 safety police policing10 "my Dom terrorized me threads"9 profiles deleted without warning8 (thousand) penis avatars a posted7 stalkers a stalking6 flamers flaming5 TOS enforced r-a-n-d-o-m-l-y4 (hundred) dead groups3 hostile moderators2 rumors spreadingand a moronic troll in a mindless mood

The Blogs

A little longer than 6 months ago fetlife added a Kinky and Popular section to it's website. This content features videos,blogs, and photos that are trending content. After paying close attention to it I started noticing disturbing discrepancies.

You won't normally see people of color on the front page. There was an Asian girl once whose picture depicted a photo shoot gone disastrous. There was also a young black girl whose picture depicted her giving a blowjob to an apple that had been cored.

It's seems quite clear that the Fetlife audience enjoys strong stereotyped racism. Sadly, it's not just the audience.

I did some research on one of the ads posted on Fetlife. It is a photo of an old man holding a paddle. the ad is for the fetlife Tshirts for sale but the paddle as it turns out is a gift from Mexico.

Oddly enough, you will never see a foreign language blog posted in the Kinky and Popular section. Incidentally, there was one posted for a few short minuted one day while I was watching the front page and it got pulled down. You see, the Kinky and Popular page is heavily monitored by the Fetlife staff.

The message they are sending out is quite clear. You better be white and speak english if you want to be respected. Otherwise you can grab your white pillow case and masturbate into it while your friends are having a cross burning block party out on the front lawn.

The Photos

Recently fetlife changed it's cover page. Up until a few days ago what you would see before you entered the website were a bunch of old men and women posing scantlily. Many of them were unpaid voluntary caretakers or greeters. These same photos had been posted for many years.

Can you imagine what it must of been like for those people to wake up one day and have the person that you have given your loyalty to and donated mutliple hours of time towards to say to your face, "Sorry but you have outlived your time,due to your age you are no longer of use to us." That's hard core masochism to take a slap in the face like that and still walk around smiling.

So now instead of seeing bald headed grey men and hippo like hipped grannies you will see a woman covered in tattoos waving around a red scarf like object.

The same woman wrote a blog comparing blowjobs to that of having sex with a diety. As we all know only heathens,pagans, and heretics pretend to have sex with gods. Yes, you will see the kissing cousin of a devil worshipper on the front page of Fetlife now.

Why, should Fetlife align itself with delusionary Satanism? Is it because the world is supposed to end in December of 2012? The global economy has long since been thought to be going to hell in a handbasket for decades. Is Fetlife trying to tell us that in the last of these doomsdays it's final dotcom domain will be in the sulfur smeared gates of hades?

If that is true then will they also be taking all of the buttplugs and vibrators with them?

If it is I hope the pearly gates keep all of the batteries securely locked up for good!

Sock Puppets

Yep, there are way too many sock puppet accounts over there. It's just plain ridiculous. Adults who cannot maintian self respect are lacking in brains.

Censorship

Fetlife is the most heavily censored website on the internet. It's not just the groups anymore-it's the owners of the website deleting everything that they possibly can as fast as they can.

Ambigious Rules

As I like to call them ego maniac standards. You can get your profile erased just for expressing an unpopular opinion. It's time to go on a diet Fetlife-because your ego is so full of rainbow glitter that you are now shitting constellations