This is a great, clean, funny joke for anyone to enjoy.It is an adult joke since children will probably not fully understand the points of the splinter joke here. The language is a little on the wild side for those who understand the words, but is not offensive to anyone I have told it to.I do not know the origination of the joke to give the credit to that person, however let it be known as soon as I find out I will amend this list to include that person's name. Meanwhile know it is not my original humor.
The title of this joke is Splinters in her crotch. A woman from Los Angeles, California who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat and an anti hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville Washington.This purchase allowed her some of the things she enjoyed so much. One part of her land had a very tall tree on it, so she decided to climb that which just happened to be one of the highest points on her track of land. The reason for her climbing the tree was to get a bird's eye view of the natural splendor of her land she owned.
As the woman began to climb the big tree she neared the top and encountered a spotted owl who attacked her since she was in his space in the environment. In her haste to get away from the endangered species, the spotted owl, she slid down the tree knowing that was the only way she could escape since she would not defend herself against the spotted owl. In going down the trunk of the tree before she reached the ground, she got a multitude of splinters in her crotch. Needless to say, she was in an enormous amount of pain, but she managed to feel good knowing she did not hurt or fight the spotted owl.
Since the splinters were in her crotch and she was not able to take them out, she hurried to the local ER so she could see a doctor who could help her with those splinters. Soon after arriving she was taken into the examining room where she shortly had a doctor who listened to what she needed help with and what she had to say interested him. The woman explained how she just moved here, that she was a environmentalist, a liberal democrat and an anti hunter. She explained how she got all the splinters in her crotch and asked for his help.
As the doctor left the examining room, he stated for her to wait and he would see if he could help her.The woman heard many others in the ER being relieved of their complaints as the doors closed when they left. No one came to talk with her and the doctor did not return either. She found a magazine that kept her reading for 2 hours and still no one showed up to care for her splinters in her crotch. She looked out the window to see many people come and go for another hour thinking someone will surely come to her waiting room in the ER soon.
Finally the ER doctor came into view. She asked "What took you so long?" "I have waited for 3 hours and I really thought you forgot about me and the splinters in my crotch." The ER doctor smiled and began to explain what took him so long before he reappeared.He sat and began to explain." To treat you and the splinters in your crotch I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, from the Forest Service and the Bureau of land Management." "These had to be received before I could remove old growth timber from a recreational area so close to a waste facility". I am sorry, but due to Obama care they turned me down."
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