Zumba is a fun and addicting exercise. Once you get some of the Zumba routines down, it's hard to sit still when you hear music with a good beat.
You get home from Zumba and are so pleased with yourself that you kept up with some of the harder Zumba routines. You can't help performing some of your new Zumba skills, but please wait until you're out of the shower. You won't look so hot at your next Zumba class with a big bruise on your face from smacking your head in the tub when you were Zumbaing.
Unless you want to scar your child for life, do not under any circumstances start to Zumba at your child's school. It's doesn't matter that it looks like most of the kids are already heading home after school, because someone could still see you!
Waiting for copies or prints at the copier must be one of the top five most boring things to wait for. Nevertheless, don't try to fill those few moments with a Zumba routine. You know you're doing it perfectly, especially since you've memorized all the lyrics and accompanying moves to Waka Waka by Shakira, but the guy behind you filling up his water bottle at the water cooler will probably do the raised eyebrow and eye roll thing as soon as he walks away.
Depending on your neighborhood, if you start to Zumba in the line at the grocery store, the folks around you might think they need to call the authorities. Or...everyone might join you and then you'll look like a YouTube Zumba video or worse, an eighties group dance video...
Even though you thought you were just minding your own business on those few occasions, you've already given the neighbors some things to chatter about when they have nothing else to do. But if you don't care about flapping gums then Zumba away when you head to the mail box and shake it!
Not only is Zumba a lot of fun, it's a great workout. Find a local gym or studio that offers Zumba classes and give one a try.
Haha! These were really funny!!
Great list. Can't wait to learn Zumba. H5
Oh dear, I do live in the dark ages for sure. I've heard of Zumba, but have no idea what it looks like. Anyone care to describe it, for us "oldies" in 5 steps? Thanks for the amuzement though. No matter what it looks like, I believ you...these are places not to Zumba! High 5
I think your child would get a little embarrassed if you did at school or at the grocery store in front of them. Nice list. Thanks for the smile. H5
Ha ha, I get visuals reading this! Good stuff. :)
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