Introduction:Hopefully, your momma told you about this stuff. If not, here is your chance to learn what not to stick in your nose.
My Momma told me not to do this. She knew a little girl who did. That little girl's face turned green and leaves came out her nose when the bean sprouted. Leave beans out of your nose!
Yuck! Keep your toothbrush out of your nose. It isn't sanitary. All sorts of germs are in your nose and you don't want them on your toothbrush. And, don't put another person's toothbrush in your nose. You don't know where that toothbrush has been.
Screwdrivers and drill bits are not meant to go in your nose. You could poke your brain and cause all sorts of damage. You, like everyone else, need all the brain power you can get.
Think it is hard to get rid of a bad smell? What if the thing causing that bad smell was actually in your nose? You could be smelling stink for a long time.
Bugs should never go in your nose. Momma said they crawl into your eyes and brain. Sometimes they make it to your ears and make them itch like crazy. That would not be a good thing.
Be safe. The only thing that should go in your nose is your elbow. Same thing with your ears. Don't do anything foolish you will regret later.
HAHA cute list!!
OMG, there was a song called "Momma Told Me Not to Put Beans in My Ears" a long time ago. My sister talked me into putting a "cootie bug" eye in my nose when I was young and they played that song for me over and over as a reminder. NOTHING goes in your nose, or ears! LoL Good list!!
I am practically crying! What a hoot!
Love this list! Too funny!
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