Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?
(Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana" again?)
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!
This one is for the farm lads and lasses:
Knock Knock Who's there!
Brewster!
Brewster who?
Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !
A baker's dozen is 13 but this is the true dozen:
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone want to let me in !
Let is make a nice salad with lettuce and a joke as main ingredient:
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.
Good list of fun jokes.Thank you.
Ha ha, I miss these silly jokes. :)
select one here...