On what I think are the best of them all.
"You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert." - Peter Griffin
Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster." - Stewie Griffin to Lois.
"I'd do her... do her... wouldn't do her.... Whew! who hasn't done her?! ...Lose the pigtails and we'll talk..." - Stewie Griffin on female toddlers
"I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about." - Peter Griffin
"Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over." - Stewie Griffin
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