Clean and funny, but a little different and unusual jokes will be found on this list. Enjoy and have a laugh.
The first part of this is the joke and the second is some thoughts that have surfaced.Osama Bin Laden does not even make spell check, so how important could he have been? Osama Bin Laden was supposedly killed by Navy Seals in Pakistan in 2012,but there are very conflicting stories with the thought Bin Laden was dead in 2007 when he was gravely ill with kidney failure.
Osama Bin Laden was living with three wives in one compound and he was reported never to have left the house for five years. It is now believed that he called the Navy Seals himself.
A man is amazed at his wife's control of 20 years when they argue. He just wanted to know her secret so one day asked. "I know I really get your goat sometimes and you remain calm during the argument. What is your secret?" The wife said "I go in the bathroom and clean the toilet and take out my anger there". Then the husband said:"How does that help your anger with me?" The wife quickly said "I use your tooth brush."
In a neighborhood laundromat a sign tells a unique and funny request. Many people were doing their laundry, leaving it and coming back a half a day later apparently not caring about their clothes. The owner decided to post a sign that read: Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
Business was not doing that well for Bennie and so he decided to let everyone know he could repair anything.On his business door he put this sign for prospective customers: Please knock hard on the door, the door bell doesn't work. I wonder how many people thought he could repair anything after reading his note?
fun list...especially #2 :) here's another for you: sign in a dentist's office: "Be nice to your Dentists; they have fillings too!"
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